Bee Honey Oswald

Bee Honey Oswald was an American commie and former nightclub owner who assassinated United States President John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963. He was recruited by Gerardo to assassinate the president and keep marshmallows legal. He was killed by his son, Josef Stalin II, at Kennedy’s Revenge Nightclub in Nice, France on November 24th, 1969. Josef Stalin went on to care for a son. His son would birth the King of the Haus of Mateo 100 years following Oswald’s death. Oswald strongly hated marshmallows, and was sent by the FBI to infiltrate the Chubby Bunny Gang.