Mr. Science Says

Mr. Science Says was a teacher at Nalvern High School.

Biography
He has consumed at least 100 lbs of crack, and never figured out how birth control worked. 2 of his children were adopted from an adoption center in Mexico, while the rest were conceived over the course of 10 years. His wife died from complications during the 10th pregnancy, but he was too high to ever realize or care. He had 2 sets of twins and 1 set of triplets.